Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Oh Hell to the No...

This is pretty much the most awesome thing I've ever read.

from www.wsbtv.com

Author: Bin Laden Obsessed With Whitney Houston
Al-Qaida Leader Wanted To Kill Singer's Husband, Author Says

POSTED: 8:46 am EDT August 22, 2006

NEW YORK -- Sudanese poet and novelist Kola Boof, who claims to have been Osama bin Laden's sex slave, has written in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," that the al-Qaida leader was obsessed with Whitney Houston.

The New York Post quoted Boof as saying bin Laden told her Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.

Boof said he even talked about spending a lot of money to go to the U.S. and meet her.

She said he wanted to give Houston a mansion and he'd be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives.

As for Houston's husband Bobby Brown, Boof said bin Laden talked about having him killed.

She said bin Laden believed Houston was "truly Islamic" but had been "brainwashed by American culture and by her husband.".


Bobby Brown has pretty strong ideas about terrorism and what it means to be an American.



But what I want to know, and what the article didn't address, is would Osama dig a doodie bubble out of Whitney's butt?



Later! Gotta go drop Bobbie Christina off at the pool.

1 comment:

patrick | steed said...

talk soup is pretty much the funniest thing on television right now.