Quacker Factory

Check out this clip where a caller describes a Halloween sweater. I'm fairly certain she isn't getting any at home.


If any of you have ever been flipping channels late at night (shit, or even watch The Soup) you are well aware of Quaker Factory and its creative mastermind, Jeanne Bice. She is an unequivocal lunatic. More than that though, her clothes represent to me something about middle age that terrifies me...the point at which a woman gives up and loses all sense of her own sexuality. Would you fuck someone wearing this...



because I damn sure wouldn't and I'm pretty sure anyone I'd be interested in fucking wouldn't either. Just because your body isn't making as much estrogen as it used to doesn't mean you have to give up and look as ridiculous as you possibly can.

Friends, I beg of you...if I ever start wearing shit like this just go ahead and shoot me in the vagina. I've given up and there's no reason left for me to live.